austin happy hour tour: salty sow

Though the drama and inequalities resulting from gentrification of the east-side deserve a post in their own right, the happiest of hours at this Manor gastropub soften the angst of a disappearing community through a cocktail cloud while simultaneously fueling an inner dilemma of enjoying something that is ostensibly hurting others. Seated bar-style at a window looking out on the young professionals on the casual chic patio who would've been uncharacteristic in then neighborhood 10 years ago, the little bits of heaven were harder to enjoy knowing that not only could the traditional residents of the community likely not afford this experience, but the mere existence of the space was pushing them away from their homes and the amenities that make this city great.

But they really were little bits of heaven.

the salty sow-r and the blanche, a blood orange frozen margarita

When making a conscious effort, it is totally possible to dine here on a budget. But being first timers, the BF and I wanted to try tout. The Sow has a grand selection of $5 cocktails and wine (including bubbles!) and 'small' plates of tacos, chicken, and veggies. The specials also include a selection of $4 beers and $2 off their other drinks. When they say 'small plate,' I guess it follows the McDonald's ever enlarging small-sized drink concept. Surpassing the traditional measly portioned bar food, these little meals turned an afternoon snack into an early evening dinner.

While the drinks might be small, these $5 cocktails have about $5 worth of alcohol in them. I was set after the Blanche, but the BF moved within easy walking distance, and with 4 minutes left of happy hour why not get another? A combination of cheap and loaded, the Blanche is a best of.  Being a boy, the BF had to get a whiskey drink. Now, I usually get the whiskey shudders as the fumes linger in my nasal cavity destroying any appetite I once had, but the rule is if I take a picture, I have to try it. Though you could feel the unmistakeable warm tingle of the perfect poison, no shudders ensued. I dare say I actually liked it. Touché Mr. Bartender.

crispy brussels sprouts leaves, carnitas taco, pork belly taco

It's amazing what people do with brussels sprouts these days. This crispy, savory snack with sweet accents from golden raisins is easily shared among two, and probably among three. When the BF got his tacos, these were definitely not what we expected. Each loaded with their respective meat and cheese, the taco is topped with a fried egg. Again, enormous. Though somewhat messy as the yolk drips down your fingers and hopefully onto a plate, the BF unwaveringly declared the carnitas taco the victor. Not usually one to turn down more food, he uncharacteristically decided one taco was probably enough. Another testament to the Sow's possibility of affordability.

 honey rosemary dipped fried chicken

And then there was this monster. I guess when it said fried chicken I thought this $5 dish would be more like little fried nuggets. But this item was true to its name. Two massive pieces of semi-sweet boneless fried chicken in a light buttery sauce with the most biscuity-biscuit you ever did see. Most went home in a box.

Sadly, the hostess made her rounds with the cow bell at 6:30 signaling the end of the afternoon. In all, this happy hour is a best of with its affordably priced generous portions and quality cooking. But there is an unavoidable uneasiness when one realizes the circumstances allowing this cocktail haven's existence and the uncertain consequences for those who have been there the longest. That's not to say any guilt should prevent a visit to east-side entrepreneurial ventures because of geography. Rather, enjoying an afternoon should come with a recognition of reality and the affirmation to be a responsible consumer. We can share this beautiful place. Blanches for everybody!

Salty Sow: Happy Hour --  Every day 4:30-6:30 

$5 select cocktails, wines, and small plates; $4 select beers; $2 off signature sips and beer

1917 Manor Rd, Austin, TX 78722

Happy Hour Menu 

austin happy hour tour: ABGB

After München, nothing else really counts as a biergarten. But I'm not going to lie: I was extremely disappointed with my ventures in German beer. They were much lighter and less tasteful than I had imagined, though I guess that makes them good as a breakfast beverage. There was no way I could explain that to the Bavarians, though the French were much more receptive to the consideration. One point both groups were surprised to hear though was that in Texas, we are good at more than just BBQ. Craft drafts are a Texan staple, and we even have local(ish) cheap(ish) options such as Shiner and Pearl. With its abundance of established vineyards and wineries, Europe hasn't seen the full extent of the wonders that are microbreweries. 

Upon my return from the continent, on a habitual commute, I noticed a sign had popped up outside an old warehouse I've so often overlooked. Only when I looked closer did I see that ABGB stood for Austin Beer Garden and Brewing Co. And of course, they have a happy hour. And a stage with a band. Austinite heaven.

Deal assessment? A solid meh. Best for a snack and a drink combo, but if you're looking to branch out a little, your wallet will need the same openness of mind.

Aspali dry cider

What ABGB's happy hour lacks in deals, it makes up for in an abundance of quality options. Though not made in house like all of the beers at ABGB, this Aspali cider was champagne like in it's dry, crispness, serving my ever present need for bubbles.

speck heirloom caprese

The best surprise of the bunch, this salad. Cured ham comes with tomatoes and mozzarella in almost every other Italian dish, so of course it would be magnificent in caprese. But it's the walnuts, pesto, and sprouts that give it that Austin je ne sais quoi. Best of in my book.

See? Just like a German beer hall.

Best part? In addition to their large, outdoor seating area, ABGB's dog friendliness takes it further, with $1 of every pint of their Austin Pets Alive! Series Single-hopped American Pale Ale benefiting APA's long stay dogs. ABGB for APA FTW!

Austin Beer Garden and Brewing: Happy Hour -- Tuesday-Friday 3-7 
1305 W Oltorf St, Austin, TX 78704
$1 off pints, $2 off pitchers, $6 slice+pint, $27 pie+pitcher, $7 brat+beer

pacha

Tucked between a pet supply store and a construction company on North Burnet road is a little yellow house that unequivocally serves the best pancakes. Ever. Unfortunately, parking is terrible and sometimes prevents the pancake pilgrimage, but something about waking up early on a week day makes spots just open up.

A classically Austin establishment, the decor seems to be pieced and pacha-ed together over the years. The interior of this little yellow house is a little yellow home. It feels like home, like you never even put on real clothes, got in your car, struggled through the riddle that is Austin traffic, flipped through a million radio stations and flipped off a few drivers, waited impatiently in the center lane to turn while oncoming traffic backed up and that one Narr didn't leave enough space when the light turned red so you had to wait a-whole-nother cycle...

But they have real macchiatos! As I waffled between a single or a double shot, the barista skeptically asked "Do I have to tell you this is a real macchiato?" No, sir, not unless your version inherently includes caramel or vanilla. Cue Starbucks disappointment commiseration. 

Et voilà. Le meilleur pancake. This unique pastry (is it a pastry? is it a bread? what is a pancake?) is cooked, then browned in a pan with butter to give it a crispness you never knew you needed in a pancake. At Pacha, you can add all sorts of stuff to your pancake! On my first trip I asked the barista her favorite. Cinnamon. And I have ordered it ever since. 

Pacha Organic Café
4618 Burnet Rd, Austin, TX 78756

austin happy hour tour: wahoo's fish tacos

Wahoo's has been a family staple since it arrived in Austin. As a California company, they caused quite the stir when they took over a space on the traditionally local South Congress. But given time, the fresh food, fresher prices, and surfer vibe wooed the wary Austinites. 

And they have a killer happy hour I didn't even know existed! Wahoo!! I got my usual veggie bowl, no rice, extra veggies with black beans when the lady at the counter asked if I'd like a $2 pint. A $2 pint! Not Lonestar, not Bud, but a selection of crafty drafts like the Stash IPA or an agave wheat. Uh, yes please. But if beer's not your thing, try a $3 margarita pint. Commence jaw dropping. While not gourmet, the food is rad, dude, and those drink prices are far out. But the best part is that I didn't even know! We were just there for dinner as usual, and now I get to write this!

I missed the before picture... oops.

Do you want to spend $3 or $8??

But here's the rub: you have to ask for the happy hour margarita. You see the left? You see the right? Yeah, exactly the same size. But on the right side you're paying $5 for a not-so-fancy plastic goblet. No, thanks. I'll take the same stuff for cheaper please. 

Don't you hate when happy hour ends at 6 but you're not done drinkin'? Another win for Wahoo's. The worst days of the week happy hour is extended!

Wahoo's Fish Tacos Monday-Wednesday 4-9, Thursday-Friday 4-7

1722 South Congress Ave. Austin, TX

$2 drafts, $3 margaritas, $6 bulldogs

There is another location in downtown, but no telling if their specials are the same. Looks like they used to have temperature priced margs during the summer (but it was 99 cents!) but who knows if that was going to bankrupt them. Anycase, these specs only apply to the South Congress location.

stras-bucks spinach feta wrap

It just takes leaving for the tiniest bit to really appreciate home. The weekend was spent in Richardson and Denton dropping off the freshman at school, and nothing makes you love Austin more than a trip to Dallas.  Makes you remember that we live in Texas, and in Texas you get twelve shrimp on a shrimp plate, a rack of ribs that dwarfs the platter it's served on, and a cauldron of queso.  And a margarita.  Just la mère et moi, we managed the affair with minimal tears as we drove away the mammoth rented Expedition required to move all the freshman's stuff (there was no way we were using the air-conditionless dog mobile).

So when you go to Starbucks at 7 in the morning on a sleepy Sunday morning in a quiet suburb, turns out they can make a decent capuccino. Maybe it was the massive storms that kept everyone in bed. Oh well, more foam for me! Since I've been making my own coffee I've also missed out on the coffee giant's spinach feta wraps that are surprisingly perfect. At only 290 calories, it's actually an awesome breakfast that keeps you full on moving day but also won't kill your waistline on a more sedentary weekend.

So what do you do when you find something perfect someone else makes? You steal it and make it yourself!

And you add hatch, just because.

Like all that I share with you, mes amis, this one is BF approved. 

stras-bucks spinach feta wrap
ingredients:
-large wheat tortilla 
-whites of two eggs, lightly scrambled
-spinach
-dash of lemon juice
-diced onion
-diced slow roasted tomatoes
-garlic
-crumbled feta

method:
-sautée diced onions until soft, then add a handful or however much spinach you so desire to the pan, add the dash of lemon juice, a dash of salt, then cover and simmer until the spinach wilts.
-slow roasted tomatoes are slow, and I didn't have any, so I used fresh diced tomatoes and added a bit of garlic, but to get the flavor right, and if you have time to watch paint dry, you're going to need slow roasted or sun dried tomatoes. I sautéed the diced fresh tomatoes with garlic and drained the excess liquid.
-in a small pan, add butter, then cook the egg whites. After pouring the egg whites into the pan, cover an let it sit until the whites set and you can flip it like an egg frisbee.
-place cooked egg whites on the wheat tortilla, add spinach and tomatoes and sprinkle feta crumbles on top. I didn't add enough feta, so err on the side of gluttony. 
-fold burrito style and place edge side down on a baking sheet. Broil for about 1 to 2 minutes. Don't walk away, you have to watch it. Like a s'more, you want the top to be just golden with a little bit of brown.
-it's hatch season! so everything has to have a hatch version! Dice some hot hatch peppers and throw them in when wilting the spinach. The peppers I used weren't hot at all, maybe because I didn't use any seeds, so if you want a kick, throw some in. Instead of feta, I used a hatch monterey jack, because there's just something to me about feta and spicy...nope. And avocado. You gotta add avocado.
-serve with a smattering of dumb jokes and a dash of sarcasm.

austin happy hour tour: odd duck

With camp girl and padre away at a soccer tournament, dinner options were essentially limitless.  Having been just named one of the 50 Best New Restaurants in America, the choice of Odd Duck was only natural. And tada! We actually made it to this happy hour with 15 minutes to spare! Somewhat of a last minute decision, we were lucky to make it, so we spread out the ordering amongst the table, regardless of personal preference. While this baby genius does offer 25% off wine by the bottle and large format beer, the $5 Draft Moscow Mule, $5 Melon Margarita and $3 Texas Drafts are a better bet for those looking to explore their diverse menu. They get leurs fleurs on Thursdays, so naturally on a Friday the vibrance and liveliness of the table piece added an additional truc to the meal.

Draft Moscow Mule 

Melon Margarita 

The aura resonating from the decidedly laid back yet enticingly hip ambiance underscores the shared small plate format of the dining options.  While they recommend 3-4 small assiettes per person for dinner, the style perfectly lends itself to an after-work, -school, -pool drink and snack. 

Mais since we only made it for the last taste of happy hour, we were tempted, enticed, forced to explore other options. The Summerthyme was recommended as the current most popular cocktail. As a lover of any cucumber drink (RIP Vivo and their beloved cucumber margarita, I can't believe you're gone, stop teasing me with the "reopening date to be determined"mess) this gin mixer is aptly named, being a perfect summertime cooler.  The whiskey lover that he is, the BF adored his Peach Old Fashion (though the thought of whiskey inherently makes me shudder). So if whiskey is your thing, have at it. Apparently it's great.

Summerthyme, Peach Old Fashion

Pink Bubbles!

Of course, when there are bubbles, I have to get bubbles, so I got bubbles. Pink bubbles this time! A Spanish cava.

I really wish I could talk more about the food. But being that we had 5 people, we ordered around 16 plates. No sooner than the server set down the plate, the food was distributed, and no pictures were taken.  But it's safe to say that all the dishes were amazing, and I know that a multitude of outlets have rightly described the wonder that is Odd Duck's culinary prowess.

Odd Duck -- Happy Hour: Monday-Friday 2:30-6, Sunday 2:30-10

2024 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78704

Happy Hour Menu

austin happy hour tour: eleven

Ok, so I have to fudge this one a little bit. I didn't actually make it to happy hour. I was late.  But camp girl's soccer practice started at 6:30 and happy hour ended at 6! Instead of sitting in the heat for the duration of practice, dwelling on the terrible story told by another soccer parent contemplating giving up their 9 year old lab they've had since it was a puppy in lieu of a new puppy (seriously? Who does that! You can't just give up a dog you've had its whole life because you got a new toy! And you certainly don't tell that story to rescue people and pretend like it's no big deal!), happy hour was the only reprieve. After a small mix-up with the (nonexistent) host we sat on the unsurprisingly stellar patio at Eleven. Couldn't get a picture of the view because they had sun screens down, which was the only reason why we were able to actually sit outside. That just means we'll have to come back!

So I didn't order solely off the happy hour menu. Oops. But their specials are great! $5 select cocktails, a selection of cheap appetizers, $3 off wine by the glass, $11 off wine by the bottle. I believe I read that there's also $2 off beer, which would make most beers around $2-$3. But don't hold me to that.

Bubbles!

Of course this is bubbles. $10 prosecco. Not on happy hour. Meh. But la mère et moi love bubbles. So we got two.

Brussels Sprouts

And a handful of appetizers. This is the brussels sprouts. The one thing that was actually on the happy hour menu. Yes. Amazing, but somewhat cancels out the nutritious aspect of ordering vegetables. They are truly decadent, but don't think you're being good by getting them. 

Heirloom Tomato and Burrata Salad

Now the heirloom tomato and burrata salad, however, might actually be good for you und a gastronomic delight. Fresh tomatoes, an awesome balsamic reduction, turning the vinegar from sour to almost sweet, crouton crumbles to add a subtle crunch to the fleshy fruit, and arugula for bitterness and color. But the star is the cheese. I've been struggling to find a mozzarella comparable to the european variety. Creamy, almost spreadable, the texture almost matched the indescribable flavor of the burrata. Props, dudes. 

Crispy Tiger Shrimp

Please don't take this the wrong way. The shrimp were fresh and savory, none of the squishy frozen seafood often found fried in this Central Texas city. But the first thing I thought of was Wendy's chicken nuggets. No! Wait! I promise that's a good thing! It prompted a personal nostalgic montage of returning from soccer practice and driving through Wendy's who had the only chicken nuggets I liked. These shrimp had the perfect combination of spice and flakey fried batter and what I believe was a southwest aioli/mayonnaise/sauce-thing that beautifully accented the lemony sea-creature. Ok. There's probably a more succinct and proper way to describe the flavor that brought me back to Wendy's, but hey, it's what I thought at the time.

Basil Smash

And this. I thought this was on the happy hour menu. Sadly, it's not. But this is the Basil Smash. A limey gin cocktail, I originally couldn't put my finger on the liquor it was mixed so well (not to mention, they didn't go easy on the gin). Will definitely be updating with the $5 happy hour cocktail experience.

Outside of happy hour, Eleven could get a bit expensive even if I weren't on a student budget. But the quality is certainly not lacking in any of the dishes or drinks, happy hour or no. 

Eleven plates & wine -- Happy Hour: Monday-Friday 3-6
3801 North Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin, TX 78746

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